Submitted by nessastooshort
(Source: othi)
Is it so much to ask to bump into a cute girl and have a nice conversation with and maybe go out on a date?
This is why I need a baby. “Oh, your kid dressed up like a lion for halloween? My baby is a motherfucking kraken.” And yes, he would have to wear it year round.
Please, someone, lend me a baby so I can dress it like a kraken.
